The Only Bears I’m Afraid of Are the Ones Not in Harnesses – The Ultimate Bear Pride Hoodie Ever had that perfect campfire moment where the jokes flow as freely as the s’mores? That’s exactly what inspired this hoodie. Originally designed as a cheeky conversation starter at a bear weekend, it quickly became a favorite, evolving into this cozy masterpiece that’s now your next go-to hoodie for Pride events, bear bar crawls, or just lounging in style. Let’s talk about that slogan—“The only bears I’m afraid of are the ones not in harnesses.” It’s that kind of subtle yet hilarious humor that might fly over some heads but will have the right people howling with laughter. Whether you’re at Sunday brunch, a late-night campfire gathering, or a leather event, this hoodie signals your community, confidence, and undeniable bear pride. Designed by Upton Rand, this isn’t just another hoodie—it’s a conversation starter, a flag for your tribe, and the comfiest way to celebrate bear culture. The heather grey color was carefully chosen to match everything in your wardrobe (yes, I tested it), while the premium cotton-poly blend makes it feel like a warm hug. Bonus: It fits perfectly over a harness. Just saying. 🐻✨ ⸻ Why This Hoodie Belongs in Your Wardrobe 🐾 Bear Pride Essential – Show your love for the bear community with a hoodie that speaks your language. 🔥 Perfect for Layering – Toss it over a harness, tank top, or nothing at all—it’s got that effortless, sexy-casual vibe. 🎉 Conversation Starter – Whether at a bear run, leather night, or campfire, this hoodie will have people talking. 🌲 Cozy & Versatile – Ideal for chilly campground nights, bar crawls, road trips, and lazy Sundays. 🎁 The Perfect Gift – Got a bear, cub, or otter in your life? This is the hoodie they didn’t know they needed. ⸻ Premium Quality for Premium Comfort ✔ Material: 70% BCI cotton, 30% recycled polyester (Dark Grey Heather is 55/45 polyester/cotton) ✔ Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd², 300 g/m²) – cozy, durable, and built to last. ✔ Print Quality: Direct-to-Film (DTF technology) for a vibrant, long-lasting design. ✔ Fit: Regular fit with a sewn-in neck label and left-side branding for a clean, polished look. ✔ Color: Heather Grey – a versatile shade that goes with everything. ✔ Design: Bold, cheeky bear humor that celebrates Pride, leather culture, and the bear community. ✔ Authentic Branding: Features a contrast Adidas logo on the right sleeve for a premium touch. ⸻ Wear It Anywhere, Make a Statement Everywhere 🐻 Bear Week & Bear Runs – Whether you’re in Provincetown, Palm Springs, Madrid, or Sydney, this hoodie has you covered. 🍻 Bear Bars & Leather Nights – Throw it on over a harness or rock it with jeans—either way, heads will turn. 🌙 Campground & Cabin Getaways – Perfect for chilly nights under the stars, swapping stories by the fire. 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Pride Festivals – A standout choice for Pride events, parades, and marches where you want to keep it comfy yet iconic. 💪 Everyday Wear – Let’s be real: you’ll want to live in this hoodie. ⸻ Shipping & Returns 🚚 Flexible Shipping Rates – Prices vary by location, ensuring you get the best rate possible. 📦 No Returns – Each hoodie is custom-printed just for you, so please check the size chart before ordering! The Hoodie That Feels Like Home The bear community is built on strength, warmth, and a sense of belonging—and this hoodie embodies all of that. It’s more than just a piece of clothing—it’s a badge of honor for bears, cubs, and admirers who know that the best connections happen when you show up authentically and unapologetically. So go ahead—throw it on, embrace the bear life, and get ready for compliments, laughs, and maybe even a new crush. 🐻🔥 Get yours now!