How to Survive the Limbo Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Without Losing Your Gay Sparkle

The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas are like the awkward pause on a first date—nobody quite knows what to do. But fear not! I'm here to help you survive this holiday limbo with humor, style, and maybe a little bit of glitter.

1. Deck the Halls, Your Way

Why can't you gay it up for Christmas? Turn your space into a holiday masterpiece now! Add a disco ball to your tree, drape tinsel on your pug, I do! Maybe even finally, hang that rainbow wreath you've been eyeing—festive vibes = instant mood boost.

2. Treat Yo'Elf

The post-Thanksgiving slump is real, so indulge in some self-care. Holiday sales aren't just for gift-giving—splurge on a cozy blanket, a new cologne, or that leather jockstrap you've been thinking about. (Yes, it's still sexy.)

3. Host a Leftover Feast

I'm tired of turkey—it's the worst. So leave that crap with a friend and Host a potluck with friends and encourage everyone to bring whatever's left in their fridge- except turkey... Think cranberry quesadillas, stuffing waffles, or pumpkin pie smoothies. Creativity (and carbs) will keep spirits high.

4. Campy Holiday Movie Night

It's the perfect time to binge-watch every ridiculous holiday movie you can find. The movie Mixed Nuts was always a go-to for me. 

5. Plan the Ultimate Gay Agenda

Use this downtime to plot your Summer takeover! Please pick up a copy of my book Gay Campgrounds by Upton Rand, available on Amazon! Park reservations for next season at gay campgrounds are just about to open up—it's the perfect time to get acclimated to this book.

6. Stay Active—Your Way

Whether it's hitting the gym to prepare for all the cookies or walking off your leftover mashed potatoes, get moving! Bonus: walks are the perfect excuse to dress your pug in a Santa hat; it's a real dick magnet.

The Thanksgiving-to-Christmas stretch doesn't have to feel like a waiting room mixed with a dumpster fire. With a little creativity and a bit of sparkle, you can make these weeks the highlight of your year. Remember, it's your holiday season—own it!